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The Norwich
Guidon

Feb. 12, 2004

"What was the worst Valentine's Day you ever had?"

Kathleen Dues '04
"I got a candy heart that said FU on it."

Leslie Conway '05
"A really dorky guy gave me a flower in front of the whole cafeteria."

Kristen Stopyra '05
"Coming back from my boyfriend's house, I fell off my bike and ripped the teddy bear he got me and squished all the chocolates."

Lynn Beedle '04
"I really liked this girl. I took her out on Valentine's Day and realized she was a he."

Dave Armeson '04
"I was Lynn Beedle's date."

Eric Beauregard '06
"In high school I got five white and one red balloons for Valentine's Day. They were from another guy."

Myra Mathis '05
"A guy got me a carnation that they were selling in school, and it was broken in half."

Jamie Winder-Fulton '05
"I burned a dinner I was making for my boyfriend. So I ran out and ordered out and passed it off as my own."

Christian Anthony '05
"I sent flowers to the wrong house."

Ryan Fucella '07
"I put the wrong name on the card."

Kelly Busby '04
"Breaking up with my boyfriend."

Heather LaBranche '04
"Getting caught with my ex-boyfriend's best friend."

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